The Wind and The Rain novel – Out Now!

I have released my first novel, The Wind and The Rain, based upon the short story I wrote on this website back in 2015. It has taken about 2 years to write and has been an immensely enjoyable experience.

The e-book is currently available to buy here for your Kindle.

The paperback version will be available to buy in the next few days!

I hope everyone who reads it enjoys it as much as I did writing in and that Ana’s story enthrals and inspires people!


Martin O’Brien

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The Revolution of the Sky

They’re givin’ you the business and puttin’ on a show
You’re a million dollar man that ain’t got no dough
But critics still continue to plaster
My name and discredit my fame

“Good morning, my name is David Ariadne. Today marks a turning point in human history, a day when the world becomes both smaller and greater. A world where anyone can explore with ease. My thanks go out to everybody who invested in helping me develop the Petrad. I hope that the twenty thousand of you around the world who will receive your Petrads will be honoured as contributors towards a revolution in modern transport and society. There is no more for me to say, except thank you all,”

I upload the video to the Petrad YouTube channel and await the bombardment of comments in response. My last video attracted the record amount of comments the site has ever witnessed. ‘Go live’ day is tipped to smash all previous records. 

Nothing had prepared the world for the sight of a Petrad in its full majesty. Nothing had prepared the world for the imminent revolution. The system has gone live, the time is now.

Comments begin flooding in within seconds of the upload. I am used to the deluge now. Within five minutes there are thousands of comments, likes, dislikes, abuse and praise. 

I start reading the most ‘liked’ remarks. 

‘You’re a genius, Dave!’

‘They’ll come for you mate. The elites will bring u down’

‘I hope you fucking crash and burn, you lying bastard’

The abuse bothered me at first but now I find it amusing. Once you’ve received your ten thousandth death threat and no one has tried to hurt you, you tend to ignore them. It is quite frightening to think about the hatred coursing through some people. If only they could direct those powerful emotions in more practical ways then who knows what they could achieve?

Ten years of planning, of eighteen-hour days engineering and refining the most amazing product. But it nearly all crumbled following a television appearance. Some say it was an ill-fated decision but I learned more that experience then all the positive feedback I received from friends and family.

The show was called ‘The Creators’ and it featured all kinds of inventors trying to win funding to bring their products to market. I was confident. Actually, I was over-confident and forgot to check a vital system before taking my prototype on the show.

I followed a woman who had presented a teddy bear that could teach languages to children. I’m not sure why they were in such a sour mood but the three judges seemed unimpressed by my idea.

“It’s just a drone,” a female journalist for a shitty tabloid said.

“Well, it’s a type of drone but with the safety features and reliability of a family car.” I said.

“This is nothing new, I’ve seen this in China,” said the engineering expert, a tall socially abrupt man. 

“The difference is in the engineering. If you look at the Ehang drones, the blades are unwieldy and stick out of the vehicle. I have invented a system of incredibly powerful mini-blades that are efficient and sit underneath the vehicle. Even if five of the six mini-blades fail, the Petrad will still be able to safely reach the ground.”

“What does Petrad mean?”

“Personal Transport Device,” I replied, “If you would allow me to demonstrate?” And with those seven words, my life was turned upside down. Quite literally.

Within seconds, I managed to somehow tip up the Petrad and thump hard onto the floor. My plan (and my ego) was in tatters and as I lay on the floor I knew this would be going viral and that my head bloody hurt.

The media picked up on the story and began hammering every aspect of my character and my idea. I was labelled a charlatan, a bullshitter, a snake oil salesman. 

But as the attacks on me grew, something else happened. Visitors to my website vastly increased and they could see the quality of the product. People were pouring money in to help fund my design and within three months I had the finance in place to build the first batch of Petrads.

Seeing the little beauties come off the production line was like watching my children graduate. The Petrad official app was released to accompany the machine. By placing your smartphone in a gap on the dashboard you can fly and manage the mechanics of the machine simply by using the touchscreen. 

By using the app, you can arrange for the Petrad to fly autonomously to your destination so you don’t even have to be in the vehicle to control it. With enough luggage space for two suitcases the potential uses multiply. And my patented electric battery means the machine can fly for over five hundred miles without re-charging. 

As the hype built, the media stepped up their attacks on me. The aviation and car industries began spending billions on propaganda attempting to undermine my invention. They tried raising questions about the safety of the Petrad. In response, I uploaded videos showing the results of independent studies that proved how incredibly safe it is. The videos were hugely popular and helped to counter their message. No matter how much paid bias was splattered against me, by messaging the world directly, the fatcats could not gain the upper hand in the publicity stakes. 

Once governments began to question the legality of the machine, it only amplified the revolutionary nature of the Petrad. When I announced the first release of twenty thousand machines to my investors, the investors in return pledged to all fly on the opening day. How could the authorities fight against that? With the second tranche of vehicles being built right now, no government could stop progress. The government was backed into a corner and they confirmed the product was legal with strict controls for flying near sensitive areas such as airports and prisons. I created a map which showed banned locations so every flyer would be aware.

I check the comments on YouTube and customers are already sending links to allow people to view their first flights thanks to the onboard HD cameras. A seventy year old man in the South of France is posting footage of him flying above blushing vineyards. A young Chinese woman is flying around San Francisco Bay. As the camera pans to the Golden Gate Bridge I almost want to cry.

I switch to my website and I see orders are flying off the scale. Sixteen thousand more orders in the hour since official release. I switch back to YouTube and hundreds of people are showing off footage of their Petrads. Streams can be watched of beach resorts on the English coastlines, the train stations of Tokyo, the favelas of Brazil – the world is in the hands of the people.

With a joy in my heart that I sincerely believe has never been rivalled by anyone else, I decide to head out to my own personal Petrad. It has been charging overnight and is now ready for a spin. I exit my apartment by the Thames and as I step outside my joy reaches unfathomable new heights. The sky contains about twenty or thirty Petrads buzzing around. 

On the roof of the apartment I enter my Petrad and place my phone in the dashboard slot. I power up which takes a few seconds and begin rising into the air.  A low hum is the soundtrack of my ascent. The thrill of flying never ceases to amaze me.

The laws regarding how near flyers can get to airports have been clarified and I can see no one near London City Airport. People are simply enjoying the delight of flying around their city. I see people on the ground pointing up at the circling Petrads.

I swoop past Canary Wharf with workers agog at the windows of the skyscrapers and bring my craft back over the river. I start looking at Twitter to see if we are trending. Number one in the world ahead of the latest crackpot meanderings from the American President. 

As I swipe through the comments one of the tweets catches my eye. It is from an account called the Society of No-Fly Warriors and states that they have hacked the Petrad app and will be ending the unnatural machines within minutes. I almost start laughing at their daft tweet when I see a comment from a girl flying over the Barbican Centre nearby.

She is claiming to have lost control of her Petrad account. I switch to her livestream and she is shouting:

“Oh my God, I can’t control it. I can’t control it!”

I’m puzzled and shocked, what is going on? The woman states that the machine is heading in its own direction. She must be lying or doing something wrong. I switch to the Petrad app and a popup comes on screen and tells me this vehicle is now being controlled by the Society of No-Fly Warriors. 

My stomach lurches, then my Petrad lurches too. Nothing I try to do on the controls is changing anything. I have lost control. The Petrad turns nearly one and eighty degrees and heads off in a direction seemingly of its own volition. The woman on the livestream is shrieking. I switch screens back to her and I see her vehicle is flying over the Thames in the direction of Big Ben and Westminster.

Somehow, my stomach lurches even deeper. I know now where she is heading. Many of the abusive messages I received were from people saying I was trying to destroy the fabric of society, that I was a new age Guy Fawkes. 

The hackers are going to destroy my invention. Who has paid them? The government or the industrialists? 

On screen the Houses of Parliament grow larger. The girl is whimpering and she opens the door and leaps out of the Petrad from a thousand feet above the river. In the distance another Petrad has crashed into the roof of parliament. A large explosion rocks the building and I can hear it roar from my position near Blackfriars Bridge.

Did the girl survive the leap from the Petrad? Her vehicle continues towards parliament and within seconds the screen crackles and goes blank as it crashes into the Big Ben clocktower.

I flick to a twenty-four hour news channel and they are showing footage of Petrads flying in to the seat of government every few minutes. Fighter jets have been scrambled to take out other threats to life.

My Petrad is now on a collision course with parliament. The huge Gothic building is now engulfed with flames, it is a truly astonishing sight. The roof is a carpet of roiling flames. The knowledge that I am about to enter the inferno scares me shitless. The news is stating that vehicles have crashed into the United Nations building in New York and the Élysée Palace in Paris.

Everything has fallen apart. My dreams of freeing man to fly as the birds do have disintegrated. Do I accept my fate and burn up in the flaming parliament or try my luck plummeting into the Thames? I open the door to my right and see the river flowing below. I can’t jump but I know I have to. I raise my eyes and stare out of the window. In the distance I see the shape of a fighter jet heading towards me. Perhaps the decision has been taken out of my hands.

by Martin O’Brien based on Show Business – A Tribe Called Quest

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Thinking About Tomorrow

Running down a central reservation in last night’s red dress
And I can still smell you on my fingers and taste you on my breath
It’s like living in the middle of the ocean
With no future, no past

I hear his voice calling my name but I don’t turn back.

“Eminya! Eminya!”

I sprint in to the main hall past the morning crowds of shoppers on the bottom level. Nineteen stories of balconies full of shops and services rise beyond the scope of my eyes on each side of me.

“Come back Eminya!”

His voice is fading. If I turn around and look at him, I think my heart will explode. The songs I would listen to as a child flood back to me. The voice of Louis Armstrong telling me that skies are blue and trees are green. I have never seen a blue sky before or a forest of green trees. Up on the top-deck viewing platform all you see is endless black with millions of bright dots.

Yet, for a couple of months the words had real meaning for me. The love I felt for Yorzanos was vivid and real. Colours filled my brain and made me forget about the monochrome existence I had grown up with.

I first saw him teaching a yoga class on Deck 25-H. He was lithe and athletic and he was so bewitching it almost tempted me to actually attend the class. Instead, I peered through the glass and watched him contorting his body and I admit that I felt a raw animal passion. I had never been with a man before. On the ship, privacy is at a premium. You live with your family until you are in a position to marry. Until that point, you are celibate, restricted and closed off. 

Some people make arrangements with friends to fake-marry each other to gain access to their own place. I had no friends I was that close to, to start pursuing that route. I spent my evenings fantasising about escaping from this ship, simply wishing to be anywhere else in the universe than on this ship relentlessly careering through space. Being back on a deserted Earth was more alluring. 

I must have been in a trance at the glass as in what seemed like no time at all, the yoga man was speaking to me:

“Are you joining us tomorrow?” he said and I spluttered and I knew my face was hotting up.

“I think I’m allergic to yoga,” I replied, feeling really massive and stupid. The yoga man laughed and said something that I can’t even remember. His eyes were big, hazel beacons entrancing me. I was utterly powerless to fight his charm.

The yoga man, who it turned out was named Yorzanos, asked me out for a coffee. I was so astounded, I couldn’t speak. I grinned foolishly and we agreed to meet later that day. 

I attended my classes in Theology and Geography but I couldn’t concentrate. Hearing about all the old religions and nations of Earth meant nothing to me on that day.

Finally it was time to meet Yorzanos. We spent three hours chatting and laughing. Everything shifted, Yorzanos became my anchor and we spent every day meeting up. After a couple of weeks, I visited his apartment – his fake-wife was out partying in Sector 9 for a few days. 

That was where I became a woman, he was wiry yet very strong and he knew exactly how to please me. I was utterly infatuated and so it continued for the last two months. Last night, I had planned to ask Yorzanos if he would like to marry me and I could become his real-wife.

I couldn’t pluck up the courage in the night. I had bought a wonderful crimson dress from one of the boutiques in Sector 1. Yorzanos loved it and he loved me in the way I wanted. We drank and danced and everything was perfect. Until this morning.

“About our future…” I said, unsure of how to broach such a major decision. Yorzanos was playing with my hair, wrapping wisps around his finger and then dropping the hair back on my collarbone, making me tingle each time it landed.

“Stop thinking about the future, my sweet girl. Enjoy the moment,” he replied.

“You are my future and my present, I can’t separate it Yorzanos. Without you, I am nothing,” I said. I had never talked in such an open manner to him but I wanted him to know how important he was to me.

“Eminya, in all honesty, your plans for the future are probably not the same as my plans,”

I wasn’t sure if I had misheard him. I lifted my head up and stared at him.

“I’m twenty-two years old,” Yorzanos said, “You’re seventeen. There are a million people on board this ship plus the other hundred ships in the convoy so I’m not looking to settle down yet.”

“You must be joking?” I shouted, anger and embarrassment coursing through my body. 

“Don’t act surprised, you know how these things work,” 

Clearly I didn’t understand how these things work. This man had ripped my heart out of its cage. 

“I can’t…If you can’t commit to me then we should stop seeing each other,” I said and Yorzanos offered a pathetic shrug. 

I have never seen such a dismissive, antagonistic gesture. I screamed a noise of no known language and jumped off the bed and put my shoes on. 

Yorzanos seemed to recognise how much he had upset me with his flippancy and tried to grab me and prevent me from leaving his apartment. 

“Hey Eminya, don’t go. I’m sorry,” I glanced at him and almost believed him. The realisation  dawned on me that this man was not my future and that was when I ran out of his place.

I exited the sector with Yorzanos running after me, which is when I entered the Central Plaza and the crowds of people with him hollering my name in the distance. 

I continue running the three kilometres along the plaza and I can no longer hear Yorzanos. I hunch over and there is a pain in my chest – is this my heart breaking? 

I raise my eyes and see hundreds of people staring at me. The offspring of people who lived their whole lives on this craft. The offspring who would similarly spend their entire existence travelling on this metal box. It would be their children who hopefully would have the chance of founding the New Earth somewhere in the Trappist system.

The faces betray no emotion, people have learned to hide their feelings. In a closed community, one simple mistake and you are tarnished. Running through the plaza and being chased by my boyfriend, that is my card marked. My Review Card will state this incident and finding a good job following graduation will be almost impossible. I will be classed as impulsive and a potentially deviant member of society.

I press the button to open the door to one of the elevators that will take me to the top of the Plaza Hall. I place my face against the glass as the elevator ascends. The gloomy faces stare back at me. Their disapproval only antagonises me even more.

The elevator arrives at the top so I walk out onto the balcony and the people look like miniatures down below. I stare out of the viewing windows and the eternal darkness outside. Ninety years of speeding through space and we are no more than halfway to our destination. A destination I will not see. I climb over the balcony railing and allow myself to fall.

Heading to the ground, I finally sense an ending to my journey. As I approach the ground the faces of the people remain impassive. The moment before impact I am finally at ease – control of my life is in my hands as I plunge into the dark sacred night.

by Martin O’Brien based on Central Reservation – Beth Orton

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The Essex Gargan and Other Friends

The boy is hit, lit up against the sky, like a sign, like a neon sign
And he crumples, drops into the gutter, legs twitching
The flood swells his clothes and delivers him on, delivers him on
Sometimes, when I look deep in your eyes, I swear I can see your soul

The last thing I expected to see when I joined the army was to be in the centre of London facing a three-hundred foot angry lizard creature. I think back to my training at Catterick and learning the basics of battle drills and field craft. It’s a struggle to remember any courses about dealing with colossal, fire-spitting, raging balrogs. 

Islamic terrorists, yes. This feller, no.

I fire a quick burst at the giant beast and duck back in to the steps down to the station in front of Lilywhites. A gigantic roar obliterates every other noise in the vicinity. The noise of artillery, shouting and falling masonry are drowned out by the prehistoric bellowing. The guy next to me, Jonny Field is in tears. All of us are acutely aware that this is most likely our last day amongst the living. I’m surprised no one else has broken down.

The sound that comes out of its mouth is quite simply the most terrifying sound you could ever hear. It’s an equal pitch but the volume is truly incredible. Where the hell have these creatures been hiding for thousands of years?

Last week genuinely feels like a lifetime ago. I was so proud following my graduation, my mum watching me pass out in Harrogate. Her face during the parade made me think I was now a man, the man of the house. It took literally one day before the creatures emerged from the sea and angrier than…well, angrier than anything ever seen on Earth.

Shouted instructions are flying around but no one appears capable of paying heed to them. I lift my head up above the wall and see a sight of unreal carnage. Thousands of troops are firing at the creature but it is having no effect. It has scales that must be armour-plated they are that hard. Nothing has made a difference, the cost of the operation must be in the billions already.

Rapier missiles fly metres above my head towards the creature which emits a huge fireball that engulfs the missiles resulting in massive explosions. Dozens of troops are incinerated at the base of the Shaftesbury Memorial, their screams cut in half as they turn to ash.

I don’t know how we can beat these things. They are indestructible.

It all started four days ago off the Southern coast of China. An enormous, ancient thing crawled out of the sea. It looked like a long, muscly snake with ten legs and a head reminiscent of a komodo dragon. Only a hundred times the size. 

It emerged out of the Shizi Ocean and immediately began wrecking the city of Guangzhou. We were at the base watching Sky News and it felt like watching Godzilla or some mad video game. Factories and warehouses along the river were being simply swished down with a thrust of its tale or a sweeping paw.  

I have to admit, the lads at the barracks found it quite funny despite the obvious human cost. For many people it was seen as karma for the Chinese government. For the rest of the day we gormlessly stared at the box as the Chinese armed forces tried to stop the creature. The attempts to censor the footage were futile as Hong Kong TV helicopters swooped in and filmed the action.

By the time midnight approached in England, morning was rising in China. Also rising were three more creatures and a global panic. One of the entities sprung from the basin of the River Plate, another off the coast of Malta and another near Angola. 

All of the monsters were gargantuan, beyond the comprehension of anyone. The theories about where they came from abounded. Were they the results of the pollution of the oceans, an American genetic experiment gone wrong (or right), or a punishment from God? Literally everyone on earth was discussing it and the fear if more beasts emerged.

Grim fascination enraptured the globe as armed forces of varying lethality battled with the monsters. The Chinese government were bombarding the serpentesque creature with immense firepower. The creature simply evaded the missiles and ducked back under water. The might of the Red Army was having no discernible impact and they were caught off guard when a huge leonine animal was destroying Shanghai’s central business district.

In Angola, government troops were soon overran as a blocky animal, like a bison multiplied in size by six hundred, wildly rampaged. Television cameras showed hundreds of people being flattened. Stampedes occurred in Malta too as people fled from a half-eagle/half-kangaroo resulting in a huge loss of human life.

I glance up again over the wall and within a second I see a soldier being flicked by the hand by the creature, He flies off, almost comically, head first through the “E” of a giant Netflix neon sign at Piccadilly Circus. Exploding shards of glass spatter down upon the street. For a moment the firing stops as people watch the solder being embedded headfirst into the giant screen with his legs dangling down. 

I notice a few troops staring up at the monster and making the mistake of looking into its eyes. After a few seconds firing erupts from all angles and I duck down below stairs again.

Please, please don’t say they have made eye contact with it. Jesus, no,

More and more of the creatures began appearing – Alaska, Vladivostock, Seoul, Helsinki, Alexandria, Chennai, Mogadishu, Providence, Genoa and the rest. That was when strange things began happening. It started initially in Angola where impromptu uprisings began in the vicinity of the monster and within hours enormous gun battles raged across the country. Most people assumed it was a coup within the chaos of the monster attack. Angola was now in the midst of civil war as well as trying to stop the berserk ogre destroying downtown Luanda.

It was in the footage from Malta where the incomprehensible truth emerged. Maltese troops were halting in the presence of their abominable creature, not shooting at it. They would drift into a brief, hypnotic spell. Within a few seconds the soldiers would turn around and commence firing on their own side. It was almost as if the creatures had telepathically converted the soldiers by bending their minds to their side. Valletta had turned into a battleground of street-to-street combat. 

And thus it was around the world. The two monsters attacking Guangzhou and Shanghai had not only turned thousands of troops onto their side battling government forces. But the events had inspired uprisings across the country with Tibetans, counter-revolutionaries, Uighurs, and democrats all engaging in armed battles throughout the country. China was truly ablaze and quickly imploding.

By the time our monster, nicknamed the Essex Gargan by the press, had appeared in the London estuary the heads of the armed forces were as ready as they could be. Strict instructions not to make eye contact were rammed down our throats. The whole of the British Armed Forces were drafted in to deal with the creature and any others that may arrive. There were fears that the brooding scorpion that was tormenting Amsterdam by firing flames from its five stingers would hop over the channel.

Thus, for over twenty-four hours we have been fighting this creature in the streets of London. The Olympic Stadium was obliterated in a bizarre effort to lure and trap the creature in it. However, our defence was as porous as the West Ham back line that usually plays there. The stadium and the nearby aquatic centre were destroyed within minutes and the beast headed towards the centre of London.

My commanding officer is ordering my regiment to attack the left leg of the creature, rumours are abounding that the creature is hobbling. The regiment on the other side of the square is engaging in a firefight with the dozen or so men who have flipped to the creature’s side.

We rush out of the tube station and I look up at the man implanted in the neon signs when he suddenly drops to the floor and crashes to the ground. Instead of going limp, his limbs begin twitching violently and he almost rolls away on countless thousands of shell casings. As he drifts away like an electrified corpse I am stunned by the sight.

Shooting is coming from all sides and the monster has retreated back to Golden Square. Have we got it on the run at last? A rush of adrenaline kicks in and knocks me out of my haze. I run down Sherwood Street and something inside me says this is going to be the end but I am going to try and take out this bastard’s leg before I do.

I reach the park and I see the monster is much closer than I expected, it is barely thirty metres away. I stop, flick my head round and notice that my regiment are still some way behind me. 

The incredible roar once again powers out of the creature’s mouth. It is staggeringly loud and I helplessly shit myself and I feel five years old again. I lift my head up and the monster is hunched over and his face is barely ten metres away from mine. 

I am unable to resist gazing into its eyes. As I do so, everything slows in my mind and I can see my whole past come to life. My mind starts spooling through all the moments of my life – from being born in a hospital in Leeds, my first day of school and meeting my new pals, the Boxing Day when my father walked out forever when I was age ten, my first kiss with Stacey Longbottom in Year Seven, my first proper fight in Year Eleven with some scrote from a rival school, up to my passing out parade a few days ago.

These thoughts seem to last for hours, all the amazing times, the sheer emotional journey is invigorating and I can only be thankful to this creature for sending me this gift. I understand everything it is about being human, from the bitter lows to the joy and passion of the highs. Life can never be the same again.

And all these other humans are trying to murder this creature simply for existing. They are unaware of what they can do for us. I will not accept the death of these glorious, quintessential beings.

My senses for the real world return and I am startled by the explosions erupting nearby. I turn around and see members of my regiment running towards me. Now they are my enemy, the enemies of humanity. I reload my SA80, close my eyes and pledge my life to keep these creatures safe. I open my eyes and head in to battle.

by Martin O’Brien based on Sometimes – James

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Gargoyles & Peacemakers

A smash of glass and the rumble of boots
An electric train and a ripped-up phone booth
Waking up at 6 A.M. on a cool warm morning
Opening the windows and breathing in petrol

Is this Manchester?

The Manchester that we knew can only survive now in the memories of Mancunians. Piccadilly Gardens is now a warzone, there is no other word for it.

The burnt-out shell of a tram smoulders in front of what used to be the Parker Street bus stops.The Tadao Ando wall is pock-marked with bullet holes, the concrete front against the troops.

Will they call this the Battle of Piccadilly? Riot is not the word for the scenes that I witnessed last night. The debris and bodies cover the Gardens like a carelessly dropped trifle with no square inch spared.

It was half past two in the morning when the National Defence Force pulled out of the square to a raucous, animalistic response from the protestors. Mournful for their fallen comrades yet feeling the unshakeable euphoria of their victory over the oppressors. Fires were blazing in the upstairs windows of the Primark store, the City Tower and over by the recently built glass-fronted buildings towards Oldham Street.

The protests began three weeks ago and with each passing Saturday they increased in intensity and numbers. The opposition leaders’ speeches were met with anguished cheers and indignation spewed towards the government.

Two million jobs gone in Britain in two years, the ban on under-30s receiving unemployment benefit and the part-privatisation of local councils with conglomerates holding a certain percentage of seats. People had finally had enough, roused away from social media and consumerism to be reminded of what it means to be a citizen.

I woke up early this morning, God knows how I fell asleep after a three hour gunfight. I wander around the Gardens like an Hesychian monk in the desert. It feels like twenty-four hours ago was another world.

People were saying fifty thousand had attended last week’s speech which resulted in a small riot and the shooting dead of an eight year old boy and his father by police.

They had not been able to quell the discontent and on Friday night the people began barricading the streets off Piccadilly as rumours abounded that the government would send in the soldiers. Aytoun, Mosley, Portland, Lever – the barricades were named and manned by different organisations. By the time Saturday came round ten thousand people were ready to stand together and demand the resignation of the government.

The North had been forgotten once more. My job as a teacher had ended as the government introduced Automated School Programming in the test areas of Greater Manchester and East Yorkshire. Classes were now “taught” by robots and computers and half the teachers were “re-assigned” to becoming “Classroom Supervisors” on 60% of the wage. More euphemisms than on one of the shite, retro comedies they have on the now privatised BBC.

The early signs that social upheaval was becoming a major issue was with the Hull Riots two months ago. Over two days of violence including widespread looting due to  the lack of a police response then led to the prison and three academies being burnt to the ground.

This prompted the government to bring in a ban on all political protests and gatherings. This easily passed through a compliant parliament and protests began to spread with Glasgow, Sheffield and Liverpool seeing mass disturbances.

The early morning is the coldest for a while but steam is still rising from the soaked concrete floor, and the smell is beginning to embed in my nostrils. A metallic taste at the back of my throat makes me feel nauseous and I need to sit down.

There are no benches remaining on the ground so I sit down and lean on the wire skeleton of a bus shelter. My ears are beginning to tune in to the real world.

What I thought was an eerie silence was surely the shock of waking up in the middle of a battlefield. Wails are coming from isolated bodies, I look to my right and ten foot away an NDF soldier is calling to me. He has no lower legs left, both have been ripped off, presumably from an explosion.

I meet his gaze and look at him. Desperation in his eyes. I feel no empathy, he is an enabler of the regime. I bet he was one of the bully boys beating teenagers to a pulp in Oldham last week.

“Please, please,” he raises his voice so I can hear what he is saying, “Please kill me,”

It’s like the old war films where the opposition will put someone out of their misery. This lad must be fucking insane if he thinks I’m going to do that for him. I get up and stand over him, the urge to inflict more pain on him is almost unbearable and I can feel tears welling up, from anger or hate or pity I can’t tell. Maybe all of those emotions and more.

I walk off away from him. Am I callous? Almost definitely. Am I right? It’s not for me to decide.

The videos that have gone viral around Britain these last few weeks have disgusted me and every other right thinking human.

The lone 84-year old man protesting outside the Houses of Parliament where protests have been banned for a decade. The moment a huge NDF bloke in full armour butted the man with his rifle end is our Tiananmen Square Tank Man.

The teenagers in Beverley fighting for their right to an education, not an elite-led experiment for their robot supply companies. The NDF sprayed them with rubber bullets and then water cannon. Two kids died from related injuries and six were blinded.

And so it got worse, drone attacks in Burnley, the sinking of a fishing boat by the police off the coast near Southend.

I feel my phone buzzing. I forgot I even had it with me. I take out the phone and my spirits lift again. The EuroNews app is our only source of unbiased news. The government have tried banning it but cleverer folk than me can get round the firewall.





The tide is turning. Please God, make it so. It has felt like the momentum finally shifted to our side yesterday. But you never know if that is just the camaraderie and spirit after what happened last night.

NDF troops had poured in to Piccadilly Garden on a tram. Not just a normal tram but one they had armoured up like some bizarre cross between Mad Max and Coronation Street. The tram crashed through the Aytoun Street barricade and it pulled up in front of the bus stops. Hundreds of troops burst out of the doors in unison but were immediately repulsed by our Mega Molotovs.

The vanguard were cut down as huge bright orange fireballs engulfed them. Their crossfire took a good number of our lot but they were on the defensive straight way. The second phase of attack were held up by the bodies of the first soldiers.

However their top class training recognised that they had to retreat back into the armoured tram. From there the firefight began in earnest. Gradually their numbers were dwindling, our snipers were helping to pick soldiers off from the top floors of Primark.

Following one final attempt to shoot and run which had only a minimal impact, they received the order to pull back. They were in disarray as they ran off back down Aytoun Street. We didn’t have the energy to chase them down, instead we made as much noise as a packed Old Trafford or Eastlands on derby day.

“The city is ours! The city is ours!”

We could see that hundreds of NDF troops had been killed or badly injured. This was a rout. People began to collapse in euphoric tiredness. We didn’t know what to do. A lot of people went off to see family, almost in an apologetic manner.

Some of us stayed and actually began to fall asleep in the middle of a bloodbath.

As the bell tower from the Town Hall chimes for six I can see the square is beginning to fill up. This time it is a range of people – old folk, families are showing up in defiance of the Sunday curfew.

This is beginning to add a layer of surreality for me, this is no place for a day out but I can see the people are finally rising up – if this is happening around the country then it’s time up for the government.

I walk off towards Market Street in an aimless manner. I look across and sat leaning on the wall outside Burger King is a familiar face. The surreality increases.

“Alright, our kid,” his voice brings me back to reality.

My brother, the NDF scum of my family.

When he told us a year ago at the dinner table at my parents’ home in Withington my dad just went silent, my mam began to cry and he tried defending his decision, at first spouting the clichés about defending the nation but moving on to all kinds of emotional blackmail about protecting the family.

I told him he was a disgrace and he looked at me, almost through me, and said with a sneering contempt in his voice: “We’ll see how long you last with that attitude you brainwashed prick,”. I couldn’t even respond to his jibe about brainwashing, I went to swing at him when my dad pulled me away. I left the house and haven’t seen him since.

“You look like shite,” I reply, blood has been pouring out of him. He is sat in a puddle of it and he has taken his armour off and his white t-shirt is also covered in it, like a snide United top bought off Longsight market.

I walk over to him and go on to my knees to face him eye to eye.

“You think you’ve won eh, kid?” still the snarling obtuseness, “They’ll be sending over the jets to bomb this shithole any moment,”

“It’s over,” I reply with a barely disguised chuckle, “It’s spread all over the country, every city has rebelled, the revolution has happened,”

“The revolution,” my brother spits out blood and starts to cough, “You think you’re fucking Che Guevara, you muppet,” Contempt fires out of his eyes, the righteousness of the good fascist. I stand up, there’s nothing to gain from this encounter.

I take his handgun lying on the floor a few feet away and walk back to him, my flesh and blood.

I point the gun between his eyes.

“The city is ours, the country is ours,”

I pull the trigger.

by Martin O’Brien based on That’s Entertainment by The Jam.

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Nibblers, Nukes and Noodles

Hiding summer’s age no more
No more leaves in summer sky
Turning dark on empty car lots
When summer was my only friend

I always wondered what Spanish folk called the Spanish Flu back in 1918. The Flu? Spanish Flu? Or did they go for something like French Flu the way we used to say the Italian disease or Dutch courage?

Actually, I once looked up the word for “flu” in Spanish. “Gripe” is the word. I guess it isn’t pronounced how it looks.  Ah, well it’s pointless thinking about it. Spain, that is, considering it doesn’t exist anymore.

Or any country to be fair. Well, that’s not strictly true. Iceland is still there, fishing around happily, cut off from the world.

Now Chinese flu, that’s a different kettle of fish entirely. Bingdu. The Chinese Virus, handily monikered by the Hong Kongese, who soon perished.

That was a big one. Boy, was it big. My grandfather told me that it was a punishment from God. The waste and wars, the disregard for nature caused Him to smite us beginning with the Godless communists. Funny kind of commies though, I thought, seeing as the Party had collapsed two decades prior and the even more rapacious oligarchs had taken over.

But Gramps wouldn’t be told. He said the Chinese Virus was just the beginning. And he was right, the old bugger. I read the books at the library and it doesn’t seem real. A world where we had it all and threw it all away.
The islands in Hawaii covered in plastic bottles, the genocides of the Shia peoples, the burning of books, however symbolic that was in the digital age.

Strange now, that books survive whilst the computers, phones and touchscreens are consigned to history like the Communist Party of China or Tesco-Asda.

Which is funny as that’s where I am sat right now, in my local Tesco-Asda, in the car park eating a Super Oogo Noodles pack, cooked on my portable mini-stove, on my own surrounded by decaying buildings, rusting cars and other local nibblers.

I read a lot. What they used to call dystopian fiction. My favourite will always be The Stand by a writer called Stephen King. His portrayal of a collapsing society under a manmade virus is amazing. I often dream about the characters from that book. Harold and Nadine, Stu and Glenn, Mother Abigail and the Dark Man.

The other nibblers talk about creatures they see in the night. They think a devil is chasing them around and will kill them and all the other survivors.

I know better, there is no demonic presence going to eat us. Just Mother Nature. And let’s be fair she has given humanity an immense fucking kicking in the last few years. In a lot of ‘end of the world’ fiction there is a lot of violence over the scarcity of food and water. Not in what’s left of Britain.

After the Chinese flu came the nuclear annihilation. This wasn’t even a nuclear war, it was some of the abandoned nuclear plants going haywire once most of the population had died. Once a bunch of meltdowns occurred across the whole Northern hemisphere any semblance of normality was gone.

It was followed by a succession of other diseases that spread including the plague and Icelandic flu. This had nothing to do with the Icelanders who had closed their borders early and with great success. It was just another flu pandemic that wiped out most of the already low number of survivors.

In my city of 300,000 people it appears that only a few hundred survived. Taken as a rough estimate, it appears about 0.1% survived throughout the pandemics and meltdowns. With all the food in the supermarkets hoarded up, there is plenty to eat and drink. In fact, alcoholism is the next big killer as the nibblers spend most of their time loading up.

I can’t blame them, I spend my time reading and what good is that? Some of the youngsters speed around in supercars which looks great fun. I don’t have a licence and for some reason I’d feel bad about driving around without one, especially if I crashed and ended up with my leg hanging off and my arm flopping around twelve feet away from my body.

Am I someone who needs laws to obey? Is that the same for all humans? The nibblers could do with a firm hand to set them straight. But it won’t come from me. I actually enjoy watching them eating their packs of crisps in this weather. The silence is the big thing that marks out the post-flu world. Sound travels in a way you wouldn’t believe.

Even the nibblers in their groups often will sit in silence and awe listening to the world around them.  A Ferrari being driven into town will be heard from miles away.

The sunsets also bring people to reverential quietude, the end of pollution mixed with the remnants of nuclear fallout lead to incredible red skies with streaks that range from blue to green on an evening.

Time has barely any meaning now. It’s the early evening tonight and half the nibblers are just waking up and having breakfast. In the nine years or so since society collapsed the numbers of survivors seems to dropping. I don’t know even know if people can still have children. Thinking about it I can’t remember the last time I heard a baby’s wail. It must be five years or so.

This thought makes me immediately sad and waves of emotion hit me like no time since parents died as Bingdu ravaged my hometown. Even though I knew they were gone once they were first diagnosed (the survival rate for the infected was virtually zero) the shock when they passed within twelve hours of each other was incredible. The sense of loss made my stomach hurt for weeks and I’m getting the same feeling now.

Many of the nibblers have drank themselves to death or gone off to an isolated spot to kill themselves. I can now understand why they do this. The enormity of the realisation that humanity is edging towards oblivion bears down on me. In The Stand, the survivors work together to re-form society, compelled by higher powers.

If the survivors have learnt anything it is that the only higher power is nature itself. Deep down, we feel that humans deserved what happened to us which is a terrible, sobering realisation.

I think back to when I was a nipper. I remember my large driveway at home as a boy and racing round in my go-kart. Dad would tell me to avoid the flowers on the edge of the grass while Mum would bring out ice pops, the cola ones were my favourite. Racing around enjoying the thrill of the speed and the feeling of being out of control.

Do humans have an innate, grim trait which leads us to galvanising self-destruction?

I place the noodles down on the floor and spot a white BMW M1 in the gloam of the car park. One of the young tearaways left it here a few days ago before tearing off on a motorbike.

I walk over and examine the car. It is in great shape although the back and right hand side have a few dents. I sit in the car and turn the engine on, it thrums to life immediately. Fair play to the Germans, they knew how to build a car. Shame they couldn’t have crafted a cure for Chinese Flu.

I drive the car out of the car park. None of the nibblers acknowledge me even though we have congregated in this area for years now. Away from the not-so-maddening crowds I start testing the BMW to its limits through the deserted city streets and head for the motorway.

After leaving town the long straights of the motorway stretch out in front of me. A sign of the advancement of society many years ago, they are now the arteries of a corpse.

I speed the car up faster and faster. A voice in my head tells me not to give up but I increase the pressure on the accelerator. The trees and sky blur into one like a speeded up video and I tell myself I am driving home. Where home is for me now I can’t say right now but I think I will have an answer very soon…

by Martin O’Brien based on Autumn Tactics by Chicane.

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The Inferno of Passion

3:36, it’s cold, I know I’m growing old
With life’s best side on the downward slope
Done it before, do it again
Early morning cold taxi.

Thirty-six, I am too old for this shit.

I open my eyes and look across her bed to my right. Christ, she’s older than Bob Geldof. My head hurts and all I can hear is Roxette belting out “It Must Have Been Love” on the stereo. I snort out loud at that jarring un-synchronicity and suddenly worry that she’s woken up.

Nope, she’s sparko. Must be exhausted, poor thing. I wonder what her name is, what her story is? All I can remember is her repeatedly telling me about her forthcoming trip to Turkey. I think I replied about Bernard Matthews, scourge of the turkeys.

Actually, I couldn’t care less. All I can think of now is getting out of here and snaffling some food. From laying in the bed I gently sit up and spy my clothes in a pleasingly neat pile.

Bloody hell though, I need a piss. This means an extra complication in Mission Get-The-Fuck-Out-Of-Here. I decide to prioritise putting my clothes on first before taking a leak. I think I will reap the benefits of this plan.

I take one last look at the snoozing creature (Betsy? Pam?) beside me and edge out of the bed. My silken feet touch the soft carpet and I manage to dress in a well-rehearsed, complete velvet silence.

I look at the clock and it’s now past 3. I can feel my head begin to spin as I calmly walk out of her bedroom. Now for the tricky part. I like to shut the door when I retreat from the scene of a hasty post-coital departure. I have a little thing for not letting the door latch catch the lock or bang on the jamb.

The perfect door closure is a wondrous moment.  A fleeting glimpse of perfection like a well-executed Cruyff turn or the precision bombing of an alleged munitions site in a packed Middle East urban area surrounded by markets, schools and hospitals.

I close the door with consummate precision. I award myself an inner standing ovation and move on to Mission Take-A-Massive-Piss.

The hallway is cold, a sign that winter is coming. Never my favourite time of year. There’s enough light for me to reach the bathroom and the switch is a nice quiet flicker, not one of the those pull cords that always seem to turn on the world’s loudest extractor fan.

I sit on the john and it’s one of those pisses where you audibly exhale and say “ah, that feels good”. I finish and head to the sink to wash my hands and check I haven’t got the old bird’s make up all over my face.

Man, I look like shit. My hair is receding and my nose is blotchy with tiny blood vessels showing everywhere. My beard is turning grey on the sides and around my mouth and my eyes are bloodshot. To be honest, there’s more red in there than the white bits in my eyes. I should probably be quite concerned at Time’s harrowing effect and what is happening to my clearly rotting insides..

My skin is strange mixture of greasiness and paleness that makes me look like a confused teenage vampire. My breath smells of Jack Daniels’ arse. I spit in to the sink and it appears that he might have shit in my gob too.

Twenty years of doing this has taken its toll. I don’t know how many times I’ve quit drinking or promised myself not to go back with these old, usually married women. But I can never resist their openness and compliments. Yep, always the compliments. That’s what does it for me.

“How are you still single?”

“You’ve got really nice eyes!”

“You listen to me, unlike my hubby,”

It’s a little dance, an act. I know within a minute or two whether they like me and if they are going to cave in and take me back. Sometimes, if they really love their bloke they’ll stop and go back to their mates. To be honest, they may still love him, but they still drag me back to their gaff.

Somebody once said ‘remorse is beholding heaven and feeling hell’. I’m always fascinated by these pull factors and the animal instincts at the heart of it. People desire such short term gratification and all of society’s morality and sermonising can’t stop it. In a perverse way that’s what increases my lust to pick away at the scabs of convention.

One last look at my face. One last stare into those fucked-up eyes before I go. I used to enjoy these escapades, the chase and the sex and the getaway. Now I just feel tired; tired all the time.

I leave the bathroom and turn the light off. I don’t even bother creeping downstairs pretending I’m a cat burglar like I normally do. I just walk downstairs, swipe a cheeky twenty quid that I see on the table near the front door and put my shoes on. I hear a rumbling upstairs. A voice perhaps or a good old 180 degree bed spin.

I don’t care anyway. I open the front door and the chill of an early Sunday morning hits me. It’s nice and sobering and I check my phone which states it’s 4 on the dot.

Luckily this lass lived two minutes from town so I decide to head back to the high street. This is the bit I like, walking in the early hours. The cold air enveloping my face like a mask. The empty roads and silent houses. I imagine I’m the only human left and the thought exhilarates me.

It doesn’t last too long as soon as I hit the high street. The raucous night is coming to a close in town and the contrast is bewildering. Sirens and lights flash from ambulances and the dibble, girls in tiny dresses are sat on the street munching shit-in-a-tray whilst lads in terrible shirts are are messing about with their mates pretending to be Connor McGregor, hoping the burger-scoffing women notice them.

I head straight for the hackney cabs, bollocks to queueing with the hordes of kebab-munching leaky tosspots. I hail the nearest cab and enter in the passenger seat.

“Busy night?” I ask in the obligatory manner, after telling him my destination.

“Yeah, very busy tonight chief. Bloody non-stop, you’re my last fare though, then back home. I don’t live far from town which is handy,”

“Ah that’s not too bad,” I respond, “I’ll try not throw up everywhere then,”

The taxi driver laughs and the car speeds off to my end of town.

“Big night tonight?” he asks.

“Only a quiet one, met up with a friend. Got a few days off work to recover!”

“Haha, good stuff. I’m on holiday too next week with the wife. Can’t bloody wait, I tell you,”

“I can imagine. Going anywhere nice?”

“Yeah, a week in Turkey. Had it booked for ages,”

“Turkey eh?” I struggle to focus on the road ahead, for some reason my eyes are watering and my head is hurting. I can only croak “I hope you have a great time mate,”

“Thanks mate. Just down here is it?”

“Yeah, you can drop me off here,”

I pay the driver and for some reason I stand and watch him drive off, knowing full well where he is going. I feel empty.

I clearly need pizza.

by Martin O’Brien based on Early Morning Cold Taxi by the Who

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